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Did you know BUB appears in HBO’s new Foo Fighters documentary, “Sonic Highway, Chicago”? She’s playing piano with her old pal Steve Albini, which was taken from the THIRD EPISODE of Lil BUB’s Big SHOW. Watch all 12 episodes, with special guests like Whoopi Goldberg, Andrew W.K., Seth Rogan, and Kelley Deal, HERE

How cute!

me while reading of two hot men having rough sex (via rv-ns)

I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.

(via chuckhansen)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)





never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?


Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.


Lovely eyes ♡


dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

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